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CHAPTER 4

Causality

I F WE COULD GO BACK in time and provide one piece of advice to our fifteen-year-old selves, it
would be this: Feeling insecure, clueless, unconfident, naïve? Fake it. That’s all that anyone
else is doing. Expressing self-confidence and self-esteem go a long way in shaping how others
view you, particularly at that age. Indeed, faking social confidence is an act so self-fulfilling
that we scarcely consider it bullshit. The kids with abundant self-confidence seemed happy
and popular. They had the largest number of friends. They started dating earlier. High school
seemed easier for them. The rest of us admired, envied, and occasionally hated them for it.

A recent study titled “Never Been Kissed” appears to illustrate how effective this kind of
positive thinking can be. Surveying seven hundred college students, the authors of the study
identified the personality traits that go hand in hand with never having kissed a romantic
partner before starting college.

The research report is charming in the way it assumes zero prior knowledge of the human
experience. We are told that “kissing is generally a positively valanced behavior.” We learn
that “the first kiss is often considered a very positive experience.” We are informed that
“physical intimacy is important in romantic relationships, and kissing is a common aspect of
that physical intimacy.” Best of all we are told, with a phrase only an epidemiologist could
turn, that kissing has “an average age of onset of about 15.5 [years].”

So what factors influence whether or not someone has been kissed by the start of college?
Positive self-esteem is among the best predictors of having had a first kiss prior to college.
What makes people popular on the high school dating scene isn’t good looks, intellectual
ability, or good taste in music—it’s self-confidence.

It’s a nice story, but even though the study found an association between self-esteem and
kissing, it is not so obvious which way that association goes. It’s possible that self-esteem
leads to kissing. But it’s also possible that kissing leads to self-esteem. Or maybe kissing
neither causes nor is caused by self-esteem. Maybe both are caused by having great hair.

This objection introduces us to a pervasive source of bullshit. People take evidence about
the association between two things, and try to sell you a story about how one causes the other.
Circumcision is associated with autism. Constipation is associated with Parkinson’s disease.
The marriage rate is associated with the suicide rate. But this doesn’t mean that circumcision
causes autism, nor that constipation causes Parkinson’s, nor that marriage causes suicide. It
is human nature to infer that when two things are associated, one causes the other. After all,
we have evolved to find patterns in the world. Doing so helps us avoid danger, obtain food,
deal with social interactions, and so much more. But often we are too quick to leap to
conclusions about what causes what. In this chapter, we will show you how to think rigorously

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about associations, correlations, and causes—and how to spot bullshit claims that confuse one
for the other.

RED SKY AT NIGHT, SAILOR’S DELIGHT

“Red sky in the morning, sailors take warning. Red sky at night, sailor’s delight.” The
rhyme reflects a pattern that people have known for over two thousand years. If you know
what the sky looks like now, it tells you something about what the weather will be like later.

In wintertime in Seattle, an overcast sky usually means that it is relatively warm outside,
because warm, wet air is sweeping overland from the ocean. When the sky is clear, it is usually
colder outside because cold, dry air is blowing in from inland deserts. We don’t need to step
outside to know whether we need gloves and a hat; it’s enough to simply look out the window.
The cloud cover is associated with the overall temperature. We say that two measurements
are associated when knowing something about the state of one tells you something about the
state of the other. Similarly, people’s heights and weights are associated. If I tell you my friend
is six feet four inches tall, you can safely guess that he will weigh more than many of my other
acquaintances. If I tell you another friend is five feet one inch tall, you can guess that she is
probably lighter than average.

In common language, we sometimes refer to associations as correlations. Someone might
say, “I heard that your personality is correlated with your astrological sign. Aries are bold,
whereas Taurus seek security.” (This would be bullshit, but never mind that.) When scientists
and statisticians talk about a correlation, however, they are usually talking about a linear
correlation.*1 Linear correlations are so central to the way that scientists think about the
world that we want to take a minute to explain how they work.

The easiest way to understand linear correlations is to imagine a scatter plot relating two
kinds of measurements, such as the heights and weights of football players. We call each type

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of measurement a variable. Loosely speaking, two variables are linearly correlated if we can
draw a slanted line that gets close to most of the points.

In the plot on this page, each dot corresponds to a single player on the 2018 Minnesota
Vikings football team. The horizontal position of a dot indicates the player’s height, and the
vertical position indicates the player’s weight. For the Vikings, there is a linear correlation
between players’ heights and weights. The points lie roughly along the trend line
superimposed on the points. Of course, the players’ heights and weights don’t lie right on the
line. Quarterbacks and kickers, for example, tend to be lighter than you would expect given
their height, whereas running backs and linemen tend to be heavier.

The strength of a linear correlation is measured as a correlation coefficient, which is a
number between 1 and −1. A correlation of 1 means that the two measurements form a perfect
line on a scatter plot, such that when one increases, the other increases as well. For example,
distance in meters and distance in kilometers have a correlation coefficient of 1, because the
former is just one thousand times the latter. A correlation of −1 means that two
measurements form another kind of perfect line on a scatter plot, such that when one
increases, the other decreases. For example, the time elapsed and the time remaining in a
hockey game add up to sixty minutes. As one increases, the other decreases by the same
amount. These two quantities have a correlation of −1.

A correlation coefficient of 0 means that a best-fit line through the points doesn’t tell you
anything.*2 In other words, one measurement tells you nothing about the other.*3 For
example, psychologists sometimes use the Eysenck Personality Inventory questionnaire as a
way to summarize aspects of personality known as impulsivity, sociability, and neuroticism.
Across individuals, impulsivity and neuroticism are essentially uncorrelated, with a
correlation coefficient of −0.07. In other words, knowing something about a person’s
impulsivity tells you very little (if anything) about his neuroticism and vice versa. The plot
below illustrates neuroticism and impulsivity scores for a number of people. Darker points
indicate multiple individuals with the same score.

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Most correlation coefficients lie somewhere in between 0 and 1, or they are smaller than 0
but bigger than −1. In either case, knowing one value tells us something, but not everything,
about what the other value is likely to be.

To continue with sports examples, knowing the amount that a sports team spends tells
you something about their likely win-loss record. Everyone knows that huge payrolls help the
New York Yankees and FC Barcelona remain perpetual contenders in their respective leagues.

It is more surprising that this pattern holds even in US college sports, where the athletes
are purportedly unpaid. If you look at the ranking by budget of college football programs and
the ranking by competitive success, there is a strong relationship. On the following page are
rankings for college football programs from 2006 to 2015. The correlation coefficient between
budget ranking and success ranking is 0.78. The powerhouse programs such as Alabama,
Michigan, etc., are highly ranked, but they also spend the most money. Of course, the
correlation is not perfect; outliers like Boise State have produced more wins than expected
given their small budgets. It’s not clear which way causality goes: Does money breed success,
or does success generate more revenue from television, licensing, and donations? Most likely
it goes both ways.

CONTEMPLATING CAUSATION

Ask a philosopher what causation is, and you open an enormous can of worms. When a
perfectly struck cue ball knocks the eight ball into the corner pocket, why do we say that the
cue ball causes the eight ball to travel across the table and drop? The dirty secret is that

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although we all have an everyday sense of what it means for one thing to cause another, and
despite endless debate in the fields of physics and metaphysics alike, there is little agreement
on what causation is. Fortunately, we don’t need to know in to use the notion of
causation. In practice, we are usually interested in causation for instrumental purposes. We
want to know how to cause things. We want to know why things went wrong in the past, so
that we can make them go right in the future.

But it is rarely straightforward to figure out what effects an action will have. A large
fraction of the time all we have to work with is information about correlations. Scientists have
a number of techniques for measuring correlations and drawing inferences about causality
from these correlations. But doing so is a tricky and sometimes contentious business, and
these techniques are not always used as carefully as they ought to be. Moreover, when we read
about recent studies in medicine or policy or any other area, these subtleties are often lost. It
is a truism that correlation does not imply causation. Do not leap carelessly from data
showing the former to assumptions about the latter.*4

This is difficult to avoid, because people use data to tell stories. The stories that draw us in
show a clear connection between cause and effect. Unfortunately, one of the most frequent
misuses of data, particularly in the popular press, is to suggest a cause-and-effect relationship
based on correlation alone. This is classic bullshit, in the vein of our earlier definition,
because often the reporters and editors responsible for such stories don’t care what you end
up believing. When they tell you that drinking wine prevents heart disease, they are not trying
to lead you into alcoholism or away from behaviors that promote cardiac health. At best, they
are trying to tell a good story. At worst, they are trying to compel you to a magazine or
click on a link.

One team of researchers recently attempted to figure out how common this type of
misrepresentation is in news stories and on social media. They identified the fifty research
studies shared most often on Facebook and Twitter about how factors such as diet, pollution,
exercise, and medical treatment were correlated with health or illness. Because it is very
difficult to demonstrate causality in a medical study, only fifteen of the fifty studies did a
decent job of demonstrating cause-and-effect relationships. Of these, only two met the highest
standards for doing so. The rest identified only correlations. That’s okay; identifying
correlations can generate important hypotheses, among other things. The problem is how the
results were described. In a third of the studies, the medical journal articles themselves
suggested causation in the absence of adequate evidence. Matters got worse in the popular
press. Nearly half of news articles describing the studies made unwarranted claims about
causation. When reading articles about medical trials or any other studies that purport to
demonstrate causality, you can’t count on the story being presented correctly. You need to be
able to see through the bullshit.

Let’s return to the never-been-kissed study that started off the chapter. The study found a
strong association between positive self-esteem and having been kissed. To illustrate this
association, we would draw a diagram such as the following:

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The dashed line indicates an association. If we are willing to accept the story that acting
confidently leads to social and romantic success, this association would be causal. Having
self-esteem would cause being kissed. We can indicate a causal relationship by replacing the
dashed line with an arrow from cause to effect:

A causal arrow like this doesn’t have to represent absolute certainty. Positive self-esteem
doesn’t have to ensure that one gets kissed. We just mean that the higher one’s self-esteem,
the more likely one is to engage in kissing. And while an abundance of self-esteem may lead
some people to walk up and kiss strangers, that’s a bit too much self-esteem for our taste. We
might refine our diagram to include an intermediate step, for example:

Alternatively, you might think that kissing is the cause, rather than the effect. Perhaps the
wonder of a first kiss works miracles for one’s self-esteem. It did for ours. In that case, the
direction of causality would be reversed. In our diagram, we simply turn the causal arrow
around.

Of course, it’s probably a bit more complicated than that. Perhaps it’s not the kissing itself
that leads to positive self-esteem for adolescents—it’s simply being engaged in a romantic
relationship. And (as the research study takes pains to note) being involved in a romantic
relationship is a strong predictor of kissing. So we might diagram causality as follows:

Causality can even flow in multiple directions and form a feedback loop. Having positive
self-esteem may increase an adolescent’s likelihood of being engaged in a romantic
relationship, and being in such a relationship may in turn increase self-esteem. We would
diagram that as follows, with the feedback loop illustrated by the dual arrows at left:

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Now that we understand correlations and associations and know how to diagram them, we
can look at some of the ways that correlations wrongly suggest causality.

CORRELATION DOESN’T SELL NEWSPAPERS

In the summer of 2018, the real estate website Zillow reported a negative correlation between
changes in housing prices and changes in birth rates. Cities in which housing prices had
increased the most from 2010 to 2016 exhibited greater declines in the fertility rate for
women aged 25 to 29. The trend is illustrated below.

There is a striking and seductively simple story that one could tell here: Having children is
expensive. By some estimates, the financial cost of raising a child to age eighteen is
comparable to the median cost of a house. Many people report waiting to start a family until
they have enough money. Perhaps couples are forced to choose between ing a house and
having a child. But this is only one of many possible explanations. The Zillow report makes
that clear and discusses some of the other possibilities:

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As a further caveat, the correlation observed here is by no means proof that home
value growth causes fertility declines. One alternative explanation could be the
possibility that there is clustering into certain counties of people with careers that pay
well enough for expensive homes but make it difficult to have children before 30; this
could cause both trends observed in the chart above. There are many other
confounding factors that could explain this relationship as well, such as the possibility
that cultural values or the cost of child care varies across counties with some
correlation to home values.

So far, no bullshit. This is the right way to report the study’s findings. The Zillow article
describes a correlation, and then uses this correlation to generate hypotheses about causation
but does not leap to unwarranted conclusions about causality. Given that the study looks only
at women aged 25 to 29, we might suspect that women with characteristics that make them
likely to delay starting a family are also prone to moving to cities with high housing costs.
After all, 25 to 29 is a demographic in which the frequency of childbirth differs considerably
across socioeconomic strata and geographic regions. And when looking only at mothers in
this age range, it is impossible to tell whether women are reducing the number of children
they have, or are delaying the births of those children.

Unfortunately, this kind of distinction is often lost in the popular press. Shortly after the
Zillow report was released, MarketWatch published a story about the Zillow findings. The
first line of the story indicates a causal relationship: “Forget about a baby boom—rising home
prices appear to be causing many would-be parents to think twice before expanding their
family.” Even the headline suggests causality: “Another Adverse Effect of High Home Prices:
Fewer Babies.” While this headline doesn’t use the word “cause,” it does use the word
“effect”—another way of suggesting causal relationships. Correlation doesn’t imply causation
—but apparently it doesn’t sell newspapers either.

If we have evidence of correlation but not causation, we shouldn’t be making prescriptive
claims. NPR reporter Scott Horsley posted a tweet announcing that “Washington Post poll
finds NPR listeners are among the least likely to fall for politicians’ false claims.” Fair enough.
But this poll demonstrated only correlation, not causation. Yet Horsley’s tweet also
recommended, “Inoculate yourself against B.S. Listen to NPR.” The problem with this logic is
easy to spot. It’s indeed possible that listening to NPR inoculates people against believing
bullshit. If so, Horsley’s advice would be merited. But it’s also possible that being skeptical of
bullshit predisposes people to listen to NPR. In that case, listening to NPR will not have the
protective effect that Horsley supposes. NPR listeners were quick to call bullshit on Horsley’s
error—but this reinforces evidence of the correlation; it still doesn’t prove causation.

The NPR example is merely silly, but matters get more serious when people make
prescriptive claims based on correlational data in medical journalism. A 2016 study published
in the prestigious Journal of the American Medical Association reported that people who
exercise less have increased rates of thirteen different cancers. This study does not tell us
anything about causality. Perhaps exercising reduces cancer rates, or perhaps people who do
not exercise have other characteristics that increase their cancer risk. While the researchers
tried to control for obvious characteristics such as smoking or obesity, this does not mean that
any remaining differences are causal. The press ignored this subtlety and suggested a causal
connection anyway. “Exercise Can Lower Risk of Some Cancers by 20%,” proclaimed Time

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magazine in their headline about the study. “Exercising Drives Down Risk for 13 Cancers,
Research Shows,” announced the Los Angeles Times. “Exercise Cuts Cancer Risk, Huge Study
Finds,” declared U.S. News & World Report.

What people really want to read about, especially where health news is concerned, is not
just the fact of the matter—they want to know what they ought to be doing. It’s a small step
from the causal claim that exercise cuts cancer risk, to a recommendation such as “exercise
thirty minutes a day to prevent cancer.” Much of the prescriptive advice that we read in the
popular press is based on associations with no underlying evidence of causality.

Original scientific articles can make this mistake as well. Nutritionists have debated the
merits of whole milk versus reduced-fat milk in preventing obesity, and typically favor
reduced-fat milk. However, a recent study of children in San Francisco revealed that children
who consumed more milk fat were less likely to be severely obese. The authors of the study
correctly cautioned that this is a correlation and does not demonstrate a causal relationship.

But the title of the article suggests otherwise: “Full Fat Milk Consumption Protects
Against Severe Childhood Obesity in Latinos” (emphasis added). This is causal language.
Evidence of correlation is being miscast as evidence of causation. Worse yet, the authors make
a prescriptive suggestion: “These results call into question recommendations that promote
consumption of lower fat milk.” No! There’s no evidence here that consuming milk fat causes
a reduction in obesity, and no reason to question milk-drinking recommendations from
previous studies. Whenever you see a prescriptive claim, ask yourself whether there is causal
evidence to back it up.

Moving on, what if someone argued that smoking doesn’t cause cancer—but rather that
cancer causes smoking? Crazy as it sounds, this is precisely what Ronald A. Fisher, one of the
greatest statisticians of all time, tried to argue. Fisher noted that chronic inflammation of the
lungs is associated with cancerous or precancerous states. Perhaps, he conjectured, this
inflammation creates a discomfort that can be soothed by the act of smoking. If so, people in
the process of developing cancer might take to smoking as a way to alleviate their symptoms.
Those not developing cancer would be less likely to take up the habit. Would it be a stretch,
then, to say that cancer causes smoking? Fisher turned out to be wrong, of course, but he was
making a point about the challenges of inferring causality—and probably justifying his
beloved pipe-smoking habit at the same time. Fisher’s suggestion about cancer and smoking
never got much traction, but the tobacco industry found other ways to seed doubts about
whether or not smoking caused disease. Their efforts delayed antismoking legislation for
decades.

Other mistaken assumptions about causality have had a serious impact in debates about
drugs and public health. In the 1980s, American university administrators and policy makers
were concerned about the prevalence of binge drinking on university campuses.
Psychologists, epidemiologists, public health experts, and others searched for ways to stem
this epidemic of intemperance.

And why not? There are worse places to do fieldwork. In an influential 1986 paper titled
“Naturalistic Observations of Beer Drinking among College Students,” psychologist Scott
Geller and colleagues looked at factors associated with greater consumption of beer at college
pubs. What are “naturalistic observations”? They are the observations you make of a subject,
in this case the college students, in their natural habitat, in this case the pub. We are amused
by this detail from the methods section of the paper: “The observers attempted to remain as
inconspicuous as possible by sitting at tables and behaving as normal patrons” (emphasis
added). Does this mean drinking beer themselves? One must take pains to blend in, after all.

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The researchers observed the number of beers that each student consumed and recorded
whether each was purchased by the glass, the bottle, or the pitcher. They observed a strong
correlation between the vessel in which beer was served and the amount consumed.

Students who drank beer from pitchers drank roughly two to four times as much beer as
those who drank their beer by the glass or by the bottle. The original study was careful not to
claim a causal relationship.*5 But the claim evolved as reports of the study filtered through the
popular press and into the broader discussion about alcohol abuse on college campuses.
“People drink more when beer is consumed in pitchers” was taken to mean “People drink
more because beer is consumed in pitchers.” Based on this, people started making
prescriptive claims: “We should ban pitchers so that students will drink less.”

Perhaps you already see the problem with this inference. Students aren’t necessarily
drinking more beer because they ed a pitcher. They are probably ing pitchers
because they intend to drink more beer. When we two authors go to a bar and want one beer
each, we each a glass. When we want two beers each, we a pitcher and split it. And
we are the kind of fellows who follow through on their intentions: When we intend to drink
more beer, we usually do.

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Geller’s study doesn’t necessarily show us that people drink more when served from
pitchers. Instead, he may have discovered that people who want to drink lots of beer
more beer than people who want to drink a little bit of beer. Unfortunately, that doesn’t make
for very exciting headlines, so one can see why the newspapers tried to spin it in a different
direction.

The two cases that we just treated are relatively clear-cut, at least with the advantage of
hindsight. Smoking causes cancer; intending to drink more beer is associated both with
ing more beer and with drinking more beer. But in many cases we do not know which
way causality flows. Studies have found an association between poor sleep and the buildup of
beta-amyloid plaques that cause Alzheimer’s disease. One hypothesis is that sleep provides a
sort of downtime during which the brain can clean up these plaques. If so, a lack of sleep may
be a cause of Alzheimer’s. But from the available data, it is also possible that causality goes in
the opposite direction. A buildup of beta-amyloid plaques may interfere with sleep, in which
case it would be that Alzheimer’s (or pre-Alzheimer’s) causes poor sleep. As yet we simply
don’t know.

There are many ways to imply causality. Some are overt: “Smoking causes cancer,” or
“Red wine prevents heart disease.” Some make prescriptions: “To avoid cancer, exercise three
times a week.” But others are less obvious. We can even imply causality with subtle
grammatical shifts. We might express a correlation with a plain factual statement in the
indicative mood: “If she is a Canadian, she is more likely to be bilingual.” We express
causation using a counterfactual statement in the subjunctive mood: “If she were a Canadian,
she would be more likely to be bilingual.” The former statement simply suggests an
association. The latter statement suggests that being Canadian causes bilinguality. The former
statement suggests that people are selected at random from a large group and their attributes
compared: “If [the person we happen to pick] is a Canadian…” The second suggests that we
pick someone and then change some of that person’s characteristics: …

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